Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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