did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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