dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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