i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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