I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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