names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you win again, gameday.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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