Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
