i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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