She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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