do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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