i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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