dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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