if i died would you start the facebook group?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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