i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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