My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
did you just send me my own nude
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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