What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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