I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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