so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
My penis needs a shock collar
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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