Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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