It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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