I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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