wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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