Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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