Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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