when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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