My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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