I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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