So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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