It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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