If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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