why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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