im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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