Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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