He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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