hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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