CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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