we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
this is an emotional support booty call
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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