I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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