So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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