i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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