Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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