No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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