oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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