he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Randomize
