i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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