I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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