Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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