Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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