David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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