Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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