That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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