is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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