you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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