another moral hangover. fuck.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Can I color on your dick again?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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