Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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